Hey! Just in time for the New Hampshire primary (well, one day after), here’s John Bell of Tennessee, the runner-up to the runner-up to the runner-up of the popular vote of 1860. He was a very boring dude, I’m not going to lie to you. Still. Let’s talk about him.
Classic grumpy, scowly John Bell.
Ready for his close-up.
From the other side.
And back out again. not a lot of pictures of this guy.
I think he looks like Huckabee here.
Even grumpy in drawings.
And in etchings.
And in paintings.
Not the right John Bell! This is John Bell Hood. But he looks like a much cooler choice.